ode to toilet paper (or the lack thereof)

BEHOLD
the 'butt-sprayer'
 a terrifying and ineffective utensil
when the choice is ill-aimed warm spurts of toilet water or nothing
i choose nothing.

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  1. The MillersMay 30, 2010 at 10:58 PM

    oh m y goodness. i butt sprayer? you've got to be joking.

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